The World Wide Web is home to some rather risque humor, and we’ve found the best of it.
Compiled for your entertainment, be warned that these scandalous jokes are not for the faint of heart – only those with a dirty sense of humor will be able to enjoy them!
The pharmacist calls over to her, “Do you need some help?
” The woman replies, “No, I’m just waiting for somebody to buy some.” The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.
You’re not the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. Just let it go.” But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering “Dave, you’re a vet…” A beautiful woman approaches a pharmacist and asks, “Do you have extra large condoms?' Ok, first things first, you don't need to prove anything to yourself or anyone else!We want people to feel relaxed here and that's the essence of what we stand for.She sent me a note: “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pants.” So I wrote back: “Give me the wine.As gorgeous as you are, I’m not cutting off three inches for anyone.” Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
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